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Driving in a Residential Area? Slow Down.

by Rebekah on August 28, 2012

This post originally appeared in my now-defunct column on the Washington Times Communities website on December 2, 2011. I’m resurrecting it here because I’ve noticed an uptick in people speeding in my neighborhood again and it’s making me crazy. School is starting and there are a lot of kids walking around. Drivers need to be paying attention to the road and driving at safe speeds.

I live in a pleasant neighborhood in Montgomery County. A neighborhood where, like all Montgomery County neighborhoods, the speed limit is 25 miles per hour. My pleasant neighborhood is bordered on three sides by roads where the speed limit is higher than that, the kinds of roads that are main commuter arteries with their own Beltway exits. Roads that can be a royal pain to drive at rush hour. Roads that people sometimes decide to avoid by taking a handy short-cut through the neighborhood where I live.

And they do it WAY faster than 25 miles per hour.

There is one particular street in my neighborhood that runs across the whole length of it with no speed bumps and few stop signs. It looks to short-cutters like a small speedway and they shoot down the street at 40 miles per hour, paying no mind to the lack of sidewalks or the parents, kids, and pets who populate the homes that they’re speeding past – often while chatting on their cell phones. It drives me CRAZY. I actually guiltily hope that one of them finds themselves face to face with one of the deer who like to suddenly jump into the road on their way to my yard to eat my rosebushes. Sure, it’s not good for my karma to wish death and destruction on speeders or deer but if it takes a crumpled BMW and a pile of fresh venison to slow the cars down and preserve my roses, I’ll accept the karmic ding.

Listen folks, you don’t get to speed in residential areas. You just don’t. You don’t get to talk on your handset while you drive. It’s all illegal and frankly, you should already know that it’s a bad idea because you’re a smart person. We don’t have speed bumps on the long road in my ‘hood because there’s a nursing home on that street and speed bumps would slow down ambulance access. But those commuters trying to shave a couple minutes off their ride home are not racing to save a life; they’re racing to save time and doing it at the risk of harming people or pets.

In this increasingly libertarian world people don’t like laws telling them how to conduct themselves but people who speed through residential areas are proving why we need laws. It’s very clear that there are people who do not care about safety, common sense, or community spirit and instead prefer to do their own thing at their own (high) speed. I think it sucks. I think they suck.

The thing is, I don’t care if you’re rushing to a meeting, to dinner, or to pick up your kids from a playdate. The speed limit in my neighborhood as 25 miles per hour. If that’s too slow for you, stay out of my neighborhood. Though at 5:30, 25 miles per hour is still probably faster than you’re going to be going on 270.

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Elaine August 28, 2012 at 7:00 pm

And get off my lawn!

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Thrift Store Mama August 29, 2012 at 9:46 am

I am so with you on this one. I’ve categorized three primary groups of speeders on my street (my neighborhood is also bordered by three busy streets): People going to/from church on Sunday; older teenagers (newly driving teenagers are careful, the older ones not so much); and the worst speeders of all – Moms in minivans.

I’m serious. I recognize many of them – some are clueless and not thinking, and some live on cul-de-sacs and I think just aren’t sensitive to what a car traveling 30 looks like when you are playing in your front yard.

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